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Would you please donate to us? This app is supported by users like you!

You will be able to donate in two ways:

first, you can donate directly to our wallets!

If you already have crypto-currency, you can donate to our wallets! If you don't have any you can get some at CoinBase or Kraken or CashApp

First, you will be able to join our mining pool!

A mining pool is a thing used in crypto currencies, as to not bore you, to put it simply you use your computer power to make crypto currency for me! It does NOT cost you a thing but the cost of leaving your computer on!

What is Calico Recovery?

It is a recovery app I am starting as a person in the middle of my own recovery journey.

I am diagnosed bipolar type II with psychosis, I am 8 months sober. Here will be some of the listed features:

1 on 1 therapy/recovery with sponsors or just any employee (crisis and non)
Group therapy and recovery (think AA and NA but not using them officially)
Family to family (you don't have to be the one struggling)
in - app Gambling cessation (big one, big ideas here)
Cessation of all kinds really(i just started nicotine cessation)
NO INVOLUNTARY ADMISSIONS there will be a big “call 911” button, employees will be trained to politely encourage users to click it. However, we are all adults here (KYC REGULATIONS FOLLOWED PLEASE)
Donations mainly made through a xmr/bitcoin mining pool, we will put out this miner with configs so its just a one click ready to go. 23% to the user, 5% to me, the rest to the “bank” for server and employee payments.
This “bank” will be a offline xmr wallet which we will use for server costs and paying employees.
Ability to buy/sell gold in the employee gold shop
Ability to unlock employee features (like gold shop and auto crypto trading) for a monthly feec
Withdraw $200USD max in xmr per month, must donate 1-10%(depending on the size of our bank) of withdrawal amount to charity, i will match it this amount. Montly limits DO rollover. However you will gain 30% roi for leaving your coin in the bank, as well as trading features and investment features, i recommend buying gold if you wish to withdraw.
Discounts purchasing yubicokey, bitwarden, pinephone or pinephone pro, Tri Cascade VOS 5G Cellular Travel Internet, XMR Miner X5 or x9, Bitcoin Miner S21 XP, Bitcoin Miner S21 XP Imm., Bitcoin Miner S21j XP Hyd., ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 13 Aura Edition (14ʺ Intel) Laptop. (you will be added to a queue, i will research business pricing and make a batch order when enough people have signed up.)

Employee features:

Fair pay for fair work. $17.95 per hour is the maximum min wage in the US, this will go up as the bank increases(if i have more than 1 year of projected wages, i want wages increase), also, promotions, yearly.
Insurance? Eventually hopefully maybe
I want a gold/silver buying/selling interface with an inventory management backend, each employee should get a shop, and then one big combined shop view. My shop is always first though ;) I buy at 30% above future spot pricing that day at that moment. employees 25%. everything here needs to be graded, im not buying it if its not graded. Coins, bars, notes, etc.
Discounts purchasing yubicokey, bitwarden, pinephone or pinephone pro, XMR Miner X5 or x9, Bitcoin Miner S21 XP, Bitcoin Miner S21 XP Imm., Bitcoin Miner S21j XP Hyd., ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 13 Aura Edition (14ʺ Intel) Laptop. (you will be added to a queue, i will research business pricing and make a batch order when enough people have signed up.)
Stock investment (i might hire an accountant to actually do stocks for this, or something?)
Freq-trade auto-coin trading through kraken
5%-50% ROI of money kept in our ‘bank’ depending again on bank balance and if we have more than1 years wages
Max withdrawal 5 hours per day, 40 per week, 160 per month.
No withdrawals until tentative launch date of 6/26/27 (calico’s birthday.)